So let me tell you about a fairy tale okay?
There's this girl right? And she's fallen madly in love with, well, let's say a prince. He's a pretty good lookin' prince. All the wenches of his school love him. Well, one gross wench in particular. But since this is a perfect fairy tale, we won't include her. The prince and the princess were CRAZY about each other. The princess only got to see him once a week but it's okay cause she deals cause it's all worth it in the end. The two do alot together. Sleep, watch movies, laugh, cry, smile, take walks, slay dragons. Then one day, the mean evil Red dragon tells the Prince all these lies and confronts the princess about them. She cries and tells him they aren't true. It took the Prince about a week to actually concider believing the Princess. She cried and cried and cried that whole week. But like I said, since this is a perfect fairy tale, we don't have to talk about the flaws. The Red dragon was eventually slayed by the Princess cause she's a hardcore badass like that. He doesn't even bother with her anymore cause he knows she'll kick his ass. The Princess loves her Prince more than anything. Someday they'll become King and Queen but that's a really long time away. Right now they'll enjoy being teenagers in love. It'll be nice.
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oh my goodness, this was awesome.
who is the Red dragon? I'll help you kick her/his ass as well. i might not be a badass princess, but I've got the knight thing down.
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